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Not Another Meme

Deviation Actions

Published: Jul 7, 2010

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_{Okay, pick 7 characters:

1. Daniel
2. Kiki
3. Avery
4. Lena
5. Tristian
6. Sarah
7. Jeremy

-Avery and Tristian are babysitting, how does it go?

Avery: "I'm not sure this is on my job description..."

Tristian and Ever stood in front of him stubbornly pointing to the inflatable ride behind them.

Ever: "If that's the problem, I can fix it."

Avery: "Why do I feel like a babysitter?"

- Daniel and Jeremy enter a pie-eating contest, who wins?

Jeremy: "Why did we enter this, Danny?"

Daniel: "Nathan was afraid of losing..."

Jeremy: "...I'd say he was afraid of nothing..."

Jeremy glared as Nathan won the competition.

-Kiki, Lena and Sarah go to a formal party, what happens?

They enter the room glancing around awkwardly. Kiki shifted itching to shoot all the rich snobs that were eyeing her like she was the devil. She glanced over to Sarah and Lena, noticing they had the same vibes.

"I think we're at the wrong party," Lena sighed shaking her head.

"I've never crashed a party before," Sarah eyed the people right back.

"Let's not start now, c'mon," Kiki grabbed her comrades and shoved them out the door.

-Avery takes Daniel to the museum, what kind of museum is it and what is their reaction?

"I think you're confused, Ave."

"I think I am too..."

They stood in front of a giant painting consisting of nothing but swirls, Avery had tried to guess the purpose but found that he probably would only hypnotize himself.

"Should we go?"

"It's so...beautiful."

"Avery?"

"LOOK AT IT."

"..." (Daniel does a *facepalm* here.

-Tristian makes dinner!
Daniel: Is this...safe?
Kiki: Are you sure it's dead?
Avery: I'm not eatin' that...
Lena: Surprisingly, I haven't seen worse...
Sarah: Oh Tristian, you probably should have...learned...first...
Jeremy: ...

-Sarah takes Jeremy and Kiki to the movies, what do they watch?
Oh nice, you send her with TWO violent people, COUNT 'EM, TWO.

Sarah: Is it over?! *hiding her face*
Kiki: Oh stop being a baby...
Jeremy: ...I've done worse...
Sarah: And for that, I should shoot you.
Jeremy: Whatever.

-Lena is singing!

Daniel: *headphones* lalalala.
Jeremy: Lemme have one! *pulls at Danny*
Daniel: *hands one and they huddle really close to block out outside noise*
Avery: SHUT UP!
Tristian: OOH I LOVE THIS SONG *sings along*
Kiki: *points her guns to Tristian and Lena* This is a warning SHUT UP.
Sarah: *rolls on the floor* IMDYIIIIIINGGGGG.

-Avery and Jeremy plan a surprise party for Daniel, what is the decoration like?

"Jeremy, were you going to help?"

"Go Avery, he's our man, if he can't do it I sure ain't."

"That was...horrible."

"Fuck off."

And then they enlist Lenora, who decorates minimally, know Danny doesn't like over the top.

-Tristian is in a blind date with Sarah, what happens?

"So..."

"Why are we here?"

"Dunno...I mean, don't you have a girlfriend?"

Tristian nods and they get up to go home.

- Kiki is in trouble!

Daniel: Is only good for emotional turmoil
Avery: Might save her, if she is on his side.
Lena: Is weak from illness.
Tristian: He'd save her!
Sarah: She'd point and laugh.
Jeremy: Probably caused the trouble...

- Sarah will pick 5 of your watchers´ OCs! And their owners shall be tagged >

reiko-namichan's Liiz!

...And then we'll pretend I know my other watchers!

I choose you!}